My Husband vs. Chores: A Comedy

Wife: Honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.

Husband: Do I look like a gardener?

Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.

Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?…..

Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!

Wife: No its not me.

Husband: Who then!

Wife: Our neighbor

Husband: You paid him how much?

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x….

Husband: I hope u gave him bread!!

Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!

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