Teacher Asks Kids A Question…

Teacher Asks Kids A Question…

Teacher: “Can anyone give

me a sentence with the word ‘pistol’ in it?”

Sophie: “My daddy is a soldier,

he has a suit of blue,

he has a sword, a bayonet

and he has a pistol too.”

Teacher: “Very good Sophie.

Johnny: “Miss, my father isn’t a soldier,

he doesn’t have a suit of blue,

he draws his dole at half past nine

, then he’s on the piss’till two!!

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