A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “did you find the shampoo?”
He answers “Yes but I’m
not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair and I just wet mine.
A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.
He spends the next 2 hours,
A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”. He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone
“My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!”
Is this her first child?”
asks the doctor.
“No!”
he shouts,
“this is her husband!”.
