Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.

Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic

Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.

He replied in disgust,

“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”

Paddy handed his drink back and said,

“Me too,

I didn’t know we had a choice!”

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