A little girl and boy are fighting about
the differences between the sexes,
and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,
“Here’s something
I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this,
since it is clearly true,
and runs home crying.
A while later,
she comes running back
with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says,
“My mommy says that with one of these,
I can have as many of those as I want!”
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