This Husband’s Witty Comeback Will Leave You in Stitches!

My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower,
stark naked,
and walks into the bedroom.
She said to me,
“Babe,
shut the curtains,
I don’t want the neighbours
to see me naked.”
“Don’t worry,” I said,
“If the neighbours
see you naked,
they’ll shut their own fucking curtains!”