This Husband’s Witty Comeback
Will Leave You in Stitches!
My wife comes out
of the bathroom after her shower,
stark naked, and walks into the bedroom.
She said to me,
“Babe, shut the curtains,
I don’t want the
neighbours to see me naked.”
“Don’t worry,” I said,
“If the neighbours see you naked,
they’ll shut their own fucking curtains!”
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