A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Keep Calm And
Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess
asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped
by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed his
drink back and said,
“Me too,
I didn’t know we had a choice!”