This old man in
his eighties got up
and was putting
on his coat.
His wife said,
“Where are you going?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
And she said,“Why?
Are you sick?” “No,” he said.
“I’m going to get me some of those new Via4ra pills.”
So his wife got up out of her rocker and
was putting on her sweater
and he said, “Where are you going?”
She said, “I’m going to the doctor too.”
He said, “Why?”
She said, “If you’re going to
start using that rusty
old thing again,
I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”
