Man’s Bargain With God

When God created the donkey, he said:

“As a donkey, you’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry on your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have low IQ. You’ll be living for 50 years.”

“But my God, 50 years is a lot of time for that kind of life!

Give me only 30.” And so it happened. Then, God created the dog:

“As a dog, you’ll guard man’s property and you’ll be his staunch/loyal friend. You’ll eat their left overs and you’ll be living for 25 years.”

“Oh, Mighty God.

This kind of life is unbearable. Give me only 10 years to live, please.” And so it happened. Then, God created the monkey:

”As a monkey, you’ll jump around, tree to tree, and you’ll act like a fool so people can be entertained by you.

You life will last 20 years.”

“No, God, please! Don’t let me suffer for that long. Give me only 10 years to live.” And so it happened.

Last, God created the Man:

“You’re a Man. You’re the only sensible being on the planet earth. You’ll use your intelligence to dominate the other creatures.

You’ll be in charge. Your life will last 20 years.”

“But my one and only God, 20 years is not too long to achieve my goal. I beg you to give me the donkey’s 20 years, dog’s 15 years and monkey’s 10 years.”

And so it happen.

Since then, a man lives for 20 years as a man. Then, he gets married and works as a donkey for 20 years by carrying heavy baggage night and day. Then, he has children and lives as a dog, guarding the house and his property, eating family left overs.

And when he grows old, he lives like a monkey. He’s his grandchildren’s entertainer by acting like a fool! Please ‘SHARE’ this with your friends and family to share a laugh!

Related Posts

My Wife Left Me with Our 6 Daughters for Her Rich Boss 15 Years Later, She Showed up at Our Oldest Daughter s Wedding, but What Our Daughter Did Next Left Everyone Speechless

I had spent 15 years raising my daughters, saving every unanswered invitation and returned photo their mother ignored. When she arrived at our daughter’s wedding with the…

My Husband Made Me Hide Upstairs During His Promotion Dinner Because I Wasn t Back in Shape 3 Weeks After Having Twins I Agreed, but He Had No Idea What I d Left at the Table

The  chocolate  cake leaned to one side because I’d iced it while holding a newborn. Lucas barely noticed. He was studying my body before telling me to…

The Monster Under the Bed How a Dusty Pistachio Shell Taught Me About Fear Laughter and the Human Brain

Once someone said, “I think it’s alive,” the entire atmosphere changed. That sentence gave our brains a story. Suddenly, every detail seemed to support it. The curved…

My sons wife moved into my house On her very first day she shouted felicia

My son’s wife moved into my house. On her very first day, she pointed toward the back porch and said, “This is my house now. Take your…

Dolly Parton Was One of 12 Children See Her Brothers and Sisters and Where They Are Today

Long before the world claimed Dolly Parton, she belonged to a crowded cabin in the Smoky Mountains, one voice among twelve children fighting to be heard. Her…

Mike Pence’s Emotional Moment Sparks Questions About a Private Reckoning

For years, Mike Pence was the quiet loyalist. Now he’s talking about conscience—and nothing in Republican politics feels safe. In 2026, the former vice president is openly…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *