Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

A Muslim was sitting

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next to Paddy on a plane.

Keep Calm And

Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic

Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardes

s asked the Muslim

if he’d like a drink.

He replied in disgust,

“I’d rather be raped

by a dozen whores

than let liquor touch my lips!”

Paddy handed

his drink back and said,

“Me too,

I didn’t know

we had a choice!”

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