This old man in his eighties
got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, “Where are you going?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
And she said,“Why? Are you sick?”
“No,” he said. “I’m going to get
me some of those new Via4ra pills.”
So his wife got
up out of her rocker
and was putting
on her sweater
and he said,
“Where are you going?”
She said, “I’m going to
the doctor too.” He said, “Why?”
She said, “If you’re going to start using
that rusty old thing again,
I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”
