Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom,
causing his teacher to become
upset and eject him from the room.
A Laugh Outside
Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny
finds himself unable to contain his laughter.
Encounter with the Principal
Passing by, the principal notices
Johnny and inquires about his laughter.
Johnny’s Explanation
Johnny explains, “I farted in class,
and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal’s Confusion
The principal probes further,
“Then why are you laughing?”
Johnny’s Retort
“Because those idiots are stuck
in the class smelling my fart
while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”
