A little girl and boy

A little girl and boy are fighting about

the differences between the sexes,

and which one is better.

Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,

“Here’s something

I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this,

since it is clearly true,

and runs home crying.

A while later,

she comes running back

with a smile on her face.

She drops her pants and says,

“My mommy says that with one of these,

I can have as many of those as I want!”

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