A married couple
is asleep when
the phone
rings at 3AM.
The wife
answers it,
and after a few
seconds
she replies,
“How
should I know?
We’re 300
miles inland.”
The husband asks,
“Who was that, dear?”
“I don’t know.
Some dumb bitch
asking if the coast is clear.”
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