An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up

An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up.

After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella,

“You appear to be in good health.

Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”

“In fact, I do,” said the old man.

“After I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then,

after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”

After examining the old man’s elderly wife, the doctor said,

“Everything appears to be fine.

Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her:

“Your husband had an unusual concern.

He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having love with you the first time,

and then cold and chilly after the second time.Do you know why?”

“Oh that crazy old bastard, she replied.

“That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January…”.

 

Related Posts

THE DAY I INHERITED MY GRANDFATHER’S HOUSE—AND MY FAMILY TURNED ON ME

As soon as my grandfather’s funeral was over, my mother pulled me aside from the guests and said, “Son, you did such a good job taking care…

Girls Visit Dad’s Grave to ‘Show’ Their New Dresses as He Asked, See 2 Boxes with Their Names

On a calm, clear evening, two little girls, Isla and Madison, set out to fulfill their father Brian’s final wish. His birthday had arrived, a day he…

I Asked To Be Paid To Watch My DIL’s Kids—Then I Saw What She’d Been Hiding

My DIL has two kids from her previous marriage and a baby she shares with my son. One day, she asked me to watch the kids while…

I Tripped At Work And Tore A Ligament—But The Real Pain Started At Home

I tripped at work (I’m a waitress) and tore a ligament in my knee. At the hospital, they put my leg in a cast and sent me…

Boy Spends Last Money to Buy Fruits for Ill Granny, Store Owner Appears In Her Ward Later – Story of the Day

Tyler wanted to buy the bag of fruits for his grandmother, but he refused to take it for free. The owner of the grocery store happened to…

I Paid For Extra Legroom—But A Stranger Tried To Guilt Me Into Giving It Up

I had a flight which is almost 12 hours long, and departs in the early morning. I made a point of buying a seat with extra legroom…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *