At a jewellery store, an old man bought
an expensive locket as
a present for his girlfriend.
“Don’t you want her
name engraved upon it?
” asked the jeweller.
The Old man thought for a moment,
and then, ever the
pragmatic steadfastly replied,
“No, just engrave it:
To My One And Only Love.
That way, if we break
up and she throws it
back to me in anger,
I can use it again.”