Wife decides to take the boat out for a little relaxation
One morning, a husband returns home after spending hours fishing and decides to take a nap. Meanwhile, his wife, unfamiliar with the lake, decides to take the…
Give the Ballerina a drink!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed…
A Polish man married an American woman
A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office,…
A man was working in the garden
A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…
Man’s Best Shopper
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
THE F-WORD
This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the…
The bride kissed her father on the cheek
The bride kissed her father on the cheek and discreetly placed something in his hand. Curiosity rippled through the room as everyone wondered what the bride had…
Don’t Fear the Alligators
A tourist was on a beach in Florida, but afraid to go into the water. Spotting an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are…
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into a man’s yard
The dog could tell he had a home and was well cared for from his collar and well-fed belly. The dog calmly approached the man, who patted…
A fisherman was strolling up the dock
In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand. The only problem? Lobster…