A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
“Oh, I really liked it,”
she said,
“but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.”
What on earth do you mean???”
Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was:
“Get the quarter back!
Get the quarter back!”
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