My 7 year old son

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me

Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”

“Erm, I don’t know” | replied.

Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing

“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?”

“Donald Duck” I replied

“No, all ducks you silly”

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