When my MIL texted, “Meet me. Don’t tell David,” I never expected this. Over coffee, she revealed my husband was cheating — and she had a plan to make him regret it. All I had to do was play along. What followed was the most outrageous revenge I’ve ever witnessed
I stared at my phone, reading my MIL’s text message for the fifth time.
“Meet me. Urgent. Don’t tell David.”
In the ten years I’d been married to her son, Helen had never reached out like this. She was fiercely protective of David and always had been.
I glanced at the clock. David wouldn’t be home for hours since he had another late meeting at work. I texted back: “Where and when?”
Her response came quickly: “Coffee shop on 5th. 30 minutes.”
The café was quiet when I arrived. Helen sat in the corner, her hair perfectly styled, her posture military-straight. She didn’t waste time on pleasantries.
“Thank you for coming,” she said, her voice tight. “I wouldn’t have asked if it wasn’t important.”
“What’s going on?” I asked, sliding into the chair across from her.
Helen took a deep breath, looked me straight in the eye, and said, “David is cheating on you.”
The words hit me like a physical blow. I felt the air leave my lungs, but strangely, I wasn’t shocked.
The signs had been there for months: David’s late nights, his guarded phone, the sudden obsession with fitness and appearance. I’d been ignoring them, making excuses, telling myself I was paranoid.
“How do you know?”
“I saw him,” Helen said, her mouth a thin line of disapproval. “At a restaurant with a woman. They were… intimate. He kissed her.”
The pieces clicked into place. It explained everything — even why he’d been so weirdly irritated by Jasper, my childhood pet parrot.
“You know how Jasper always squawks ‘I’m a cheater’ when the kids argue?” I said, a hysterical laugh bubbling up. “My sister taught him that when we were kids because I used to cheat at cards. David flinches every time he hears it now.”
Helen’s eyes narrowed. “Your African Gray? The one Sam and Bella love so much?”
I nodded, thinking of nine-year-old Sam and our seven-year-old daughter, Bella, and how they’d react if their parents split up.
Why are you telling me this?”
Helen leaned forward, her voice dropping to a fierce whisper. “Because I raised him better than this, Teresa. And I am NOT letting him get away with it.”
I blinked, surprised by her vehemence.
“I don’t know what to do,” I admitted.
A slow, calculating smile spread across Helen’s face.
“You don’t have to do anything, except play along,” she said. “Leave it all to me. I have a plan to teach him a lesson he’ll never forget.”
That night, as David and I were getting ready for bed, his phone rang. He glanced at the screen.
“It’s my mom,” he said, frowning.
I busied myself with the laundry, listening as he answered.
“Hey, Mom. What? Slow down. What happened?”
I watched his face change as he listened. “Tonight? But it’s already late. Can’t you call a plumber?” He sighed deeply. “Fine. Yes. You can stay with us.”
He hung up and turned to me, frustration evident in his eyes. “My mom’s apartment flooded. Pipes burst. She needs to stay with us for a while.”
I schooled my features into a look of concern. “Of course, she can stay. Family comes first, right?”
Helen arrived an hour later with two large suitcases and a determined glint in her eye.
She hugged me tightly, whispering, “Let the games begin,” before turning to David with a trembling smile.
“Thank you for taking me in, sweetie,” she said, her voice wavering just enough to sound genuinely distressed. “I don’t know what I would have done otherwise.
The next morning, Helen was up before everyone else.
By the time David came downstairs for breakfast, she had already taken over the kitchen. He paused in the doorway and eyed the spread with caution.
“Mom, you didn’t have to cook,” David said.
“Nonsense! It’s the least I can do to thank you for your hospitality,” Helen chirped, setting a plate in front of him. “I made Filipino eggplant omelets.”
I bit back a smile. David hated eggplant with a passion.
“I’ve been watching a lot of cooking videos from around the world and it’s really spiced up my repertoire,” Linda added proudly.
That’s… great,” he said weakly, picking up his fork. “But eggplant isn’t my—”
“Eat up!” Helen interrupted cheerfully. “It’s good for you, and you need your strength for work!”
I watched as David forced himself to take a bite, his face contorting with the effort not to gag.
That was just the beginning.
Each day brought a new culinary torture designed specifically for David’s food aversions.
Helen cooked Korean-style pork cutlets with a chili sauce that left him sweating and red-faced and boiled cabbage that filled the house with a smell that made him visibly gag.
David would sit at the dinner table and stare at Sam and Bella’s less adventurous versions of whatever we were eating for dinner with longing eyes.
But Helen wouldn’t hear any complaints. Each meal was served with a smile and if David dared to mention his dislike for spice or any ingredients, she lectured him about setting a good example for the kids.
It’s time you stopped being such a picky eater,” Helen would say. “Now have some more cilantro with your chicken curry.”
By the end of the week, David was growing increasingly agitated, not just from the food.
He was jumpy, checking his phone constantly, making excuses to leave the room when calls came in.
“I think it’s time to escalate,” Helen whispered to me one night after David had gone to bed.
She pulled out a small round device from her purse. “Do you know what this is?”
“An AirTag,” I said, recognizing the tracker.
Helen nodded. “I’m going to slip it into his work bag. Let’s see where he really goes for these ‘late meetings.'”
David always thought iPhones were overrated. For once, I was grateful for his stubbornness, since his Android phone wouldn’t automatically detect the AirTag.
The following evening, Helen checked the tracker on her phone.
“Gotcha,” she muttered, showing me the screen. The location showed a fancy restaurant downtown — not his office.
Let’s go,” Helen said, grabbing her car keys.
Twenty minutes later, we were peering through the window of an upscale Italian restaurant. David sat at a corner table, leaning close to a woman in a red dress, his hand covering hers.
“Ready?” Helen asked, her finger hovering over her phone.
I nodded, my heart pounding.
Helen pressed call, and through the window, we watched as David’s phone lit up.
But instead of his usual ringtone, the restaurant filled with the squawking voice of my parrot:
David jumped, frantically grabbing for his phone.
The entire restaurant turned to stare as he fumbled with the device, accidentally knocking over his wine glass.
The phone tumbled into the puddle of red wine, still blaring Jasper’s accusation.
“How did you get that recording?” I asked Helen as drove home.
“I spent some quality time with Jasper yesterday,” she said with a wink. “He’s a smart bird.”
Over the next few days, David grew increasingly paranoid. Every creak made him jump, every phone call sent him rushing from the room. He started checking over his shoulder as if expecting someone to be watching.
Helen told me it was time for the grand finale.
“The plumbers have almost finished with my apartment, so I’m hosting a family dinner here tomorrow night,” Helen announced on Friday morning. “I’ve invited the whole family.”
David paled. “The whole family?”
“Your brothers, your cousins, even your father,” Helen confirmed.
It’s been too long since we were all together,” she added. “Teresa already agreed. Right, Teresa?”
“Right,” I echoed, suppressing a smile at David’s panicked expression.
By Saturday evening, our dining room was filled with David’s family.
