Two old men are sitting
on a bench in the park.
A young, attractive girl
runs by in a sports bra and shorts.
One of the men smiles,
and the girl comes over, asking,
“Why are you grinning at me,
you creep?” The old man replies kindly,
“I’m not smiling at you,
I’m smiling because no matter how tough life gets,
seeing pretty young girls
in summer always makes an old man feel better.”
The girl, touched, kisses
him on the cheek and jogs away.
The old man then
turns to his friend and says, “3-0, your turn.
