A Muslim was sitting
next to Paddy on a plane.
Keep Calm And
Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardes
s asked the Muslim
if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped
by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed
his drink back and said,
“Me too,
I didn’t know
we had a choice!”
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