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The smoke above the Vatican is white. On Thursday evening local time, Robert Francis Prevost, 69, was elected as the new Pope. He took the name Leo…
My Husband Made Me Host His Birthday Party with My Arm Broken – So I Taught Him a Lesson He’ll Never Forget
I broke my arm because my husband, Jason, wouldn’t shovel the snow. That’s not a metaphor. That’s exactly what happened. The night before his birthday weekend, I…
Show Him Your Badge!
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown…
My husband texted me from Vegas saying he’d just married his coworker and called me pathetic, I replied “Cool,” canceled his cards, changed the house locks, and the next morning the police were at my door…
My name is Clara Jensen. I’m thirty-four, and a year ago I would have laughed if someone told me my marriage would end before I even realized…
Celeb Has Officially Renounced His U.S. Citizenship
Just hours after the U.S. Supreme Court announced its decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong took a defiant stand during a…
A priest offered a Nun a lift
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….
A Teacher Asked One Question—The Answer Was Priceless
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with “tor” and eat things. The first boy says, “Alligator.” The teacher responds, “Very good, that’s a…
BREAKING: Former U.S. President to Be Arrested for Treason and Espionage
The rumor is spreading like wildfire: Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, about to be arrested for treason. Whispers of espionage, secret memos, and…
My Stepfather Married My Mother’s Closest Friend Weeks After She Was Gone—and the Truth I Discovered Changed Everything
My mother had been gone less than a month when my stepfather told me he was planning to remarry. Even saying that sentence now makes my chest…
What Little Johnny Did Next Had Everyone Laughing
Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little girl…