This Woman’s Husband…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.

She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there

. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?”

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door,

its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman,

“Do you have a Vagina?”

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice,

“Honey,

I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home,

just incase this guy shows up again.

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.

The husband whisperes to the wife,

“Honey,

im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy

I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks,

“Do you have a Vagina?

” “Yes I do.” says the lady.

The man replies, “Good,

would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

Related Posts

I Never Understood My Mom’s Rules—Until I Learned the Truth

As a kid, my mom always cut my hair short, making me look like a boy. I dreamed of long braids and flowing styles, wishing I could…

How Many Squares Do You See? A Fun Personality Insight

At first glance, the soft cookie-like image looks simple — just a neat grid pressed into dough. Yet the caption, “The number of squares you see reveals…

Why My Mom Charged Me Rent at 18—and What I Finally Discovered

At 18, my mom told me I had to start paying rent. It was tough, but I paid her every month until I moved out. Fast forward…

“Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!”

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and…

13 People Whose Vacation Stays Will Haunt Them Forever

Vacations are supposedly a time of adventure, relaxation, and happy memories. But sometimes, things don’t go as planned, and the places we stay become the stuff of…

I Inherited a House From My Late Neighbor, but His Surprising Condition Changed Everything

I had always thought my grumpy old neighbor, Mr. Sloan, lived only to make my life miserable. But when he dumped dirt on my roses, something shifted….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *