A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him

We’ve all probably had that moment of wondering if our partner is really as loyal as they seem, but luckily, it’s usually just jealousy playing tricks on us.

Still, this hilarious story dives right into that topic, and I’ve got to say, I laughed out loud when I read the punchline…

A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him so he comes home early from work one day.

His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he demands.

“Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she answers, so the guy tears the house apart looking for him.

Finally he’s on the second floor in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees a guy sitting in a Tesla. “

That’s him,” the guy thinks. “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife!”

He’s so furious, he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window, has a heart attack, and dies.

St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven.

“Why are you here?” he asks and the guy answers, “I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early.

I saw her boyfriend sitting in his Tesla out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.”

St. Peter scowls and says,

“You don’t belong here. Go to hell.” He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens, and the guy disappears.

A couple of minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.

“What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks and the guy answers, “I don’t know!

I was just sitting in my Tesla, minding my own business, when somebody threw a refrigerator at me!” St. Peter wags his finger at him and says,

“I heard about you. You go to hell too!”

He pulls the big lever, the trap door opens, and the guy disappears.

A couple of minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. “What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks and the guy answers,

“I don’t know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business…”

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