He wanted the cat gone—but the joke was on him. A husband’s secret mission unraveled into a desperate phone call, while a stubborn doorstep visitor, a hospital conversation, and a chilly train ride set three more people up for humiliation. In these four comic disasters, nobody gets the sympathy they expect, and the final comeback delivers a brutal sur…
In the first of these four jokes, a frustrated husband takes his wife’s cat miles away, hoping to leave it behind.
Instead, the animal returns home while he loses his way. His solution? Ask his wife to put the cat on the phone for directions. Another woman faces a different feline problem: she tries to shut the front door on two persistent salesmen, only to discover that her own cat—not the unwelcome visitors—is preventing it from closing.
