Wife Calls Her Husband at the Club 

W: “Honey, it’s me.

Are you at the club?”
H: “Yes.”

W: “Great! I’m at the mall near you.

I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?”
H: “What’s the price?”
W: “Only $1,500.”
H: “Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like it that much.”

W: “Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2024 models.

I found one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,

and he gave me a really good price…

And since we need to replace the BMW we bought last year…”
H: “What price did he quote you?”
W: “Only $90,000.”
H: “OK, but for that price,

I want it with all the options.”

W: “Great! But before we hang up, there’s one more thing…”
H: “What?”
W: “I was reconciling your bank account and stopped by the real estate agent this morning.

I saw the house we looked at last year.

It’s on sale!

You remember?

The one with a pool,

English garden, an acre of park, beachfront property…”
H: “How much are they asking?”
W: “Only $450,000 – a magnificent price!

And I see we have enough in the bank to cover it…”
H: “Well, go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000, OK?”
W: “OK, sweetie. Thanks! I’ll see you later! I love you!”
H: “Bye… I love you too.”

He hangs up, closes the phone, raises his hand and asks the room:

“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”