Confession Takes a Surprising Turn

A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.”

At this point, the priest was completely stunned.

He had expected to hear a confession about

a moral failing or a lapse in virtue, but this was unlike anything he’d encountered. “

But why do you think it’s the second coming?”

he asked, his voice almost trembling.

The young woman smiled shyly, her eyes glinting with mischief.

“Because, Father… I swallowed the first one.”

The priest sat in stunned silence, unsure whether to laugh or rebuke her.

The confessional was still, save for the faint echo of her words.

He finally let out a sigh, shaking his head, muttering to himself,

“Lord, help us all.”

As the young woman left the booth, she couldn’t help but smile,

leaving the priest in a state of utter disbelief.

And while he may have learned an unexpected lesson that day,

the confessional would forever be a little less quiet in his mind.

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