Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well.

Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.

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Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense.

I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals.

All my life, they have never failed me.

Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the manager?!?

Doctor: Sure, we’ll do things your way.

No need to raise your temper.

Why don’t we try an astrology based approach?

Karen: At last a sensible approach.

Doctor: So, what’s your star sign?

Karen: it’s cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.

1st cake day, this is my favorite joke of the year. Thanks to you all.

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